billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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Hello lovelies. This is the time that’ll be away for a week in Italy on a school trip.
That means I won’t have wifi or a chance to be online.
I have a few posts in the queue already for ya’ll but don’t be afraid as I’ll go kinda inactive here for a week.

I’ll keep doing the art challenge on paper while I’m there, and post them in a clutter when I get back, along with perhaps a few choice pics from the trip.
Until then!

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goingtrickster:

homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.

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