rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

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paulyoptosaurus:

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

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satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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Same kit, different colors and cartoon person on the papers,

mommy-queerest:

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Are they joking? Fuck right the fuck off.

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Why people with periods stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

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rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

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That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

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this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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ghosturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

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  • #as you should #i think #really
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